>>>>this excerpt contains strong sexual references, we recommend reading....At Southern Methodist University (SMU) in 1996, my now husband (Rob Mackle) asked me out on a date. He happened to be at Walgreens with his roommates when he saw a yellow & blue dolphin for sale. Knowing that both Tri Delta & Sigma Chi colors were blue and gold, as well as Tri Delta's mascot being a dolphin, he thought it would make a nice gesture before the date. The dolphin stuffed toy purchase also benefitted Children's Miracle Network, Sigma Chi's philanthropy - so it was a win situation all around! I loved the dolphin immediately - and I guess we never grow out of our love for stuffed toys....so I ended up marrying him later on!
The dolphin traveled home with me to Sugar Land, Texas and found a home on my bed. It was a symbol of my sorority and my love for Rob. Well....apparently, this dolphin got around!
Shivas, our family pet Yorkie Terrier found the dog on its bed and made it its lover. Lucky for Shivas, dolphins actually enjoy mating with other species. Shivas, a dog whore, would happily take the dolphin into the living room to treat our family and horrified friends to a little stuffed animal on real animal action sex show! My parents would wash the dolphin often, to remove (ahem...debris) and numerous chew marks - because the dolphin started to look real beat up. The couple must have been into sadomasochism. I shutter to imagine if this toy was washed with OUR clothing - YUCK!
Anyway, Shivas still today remains true to his dolphin lover - the tatters that remain from over-mating and over-chewing. I am asked how Rob feels about his present to me being defiled and literally tossed to the dogs. Rob, too distressed, won't comment. But unlike my husband, I am not a "Cocker-Blocker!"
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